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  3. asmono:

    elleooelle:

    Someone has a lot of explaining to do

    the horror

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  4. when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes

    (via hi)

     

  5. wrongjohnsilver:

    lastseasonsloser:

    misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

    mishasminions:

    IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

    YES SO GOOD!!!!!

    People stay together because they know how to stay together.

    (Source: s-gellar, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

     

  6. haleyelainee:

    This is why mermaids are my favorite.

    (Source: theartofanimation, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

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  10. dentistlegs:

    After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

    (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

     

  11. zftw:

    genderthief:

    i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

    she’s waiting for the salsa

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  12. theantiherooftime:

    A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

    (Source: 4GIFs.com, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  13. pinecunt:

    russellcampot:

    fallonfanatic:

    Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.

    Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.

    Linky to full story: [X]

    Respect

    He found him:
    http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/

    (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)