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  2. bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    (via fuckyeahilikechicks)

     

  3. drain-seeker:

    Fake Geek Girls (x)

    (via fuckyeahilikechicks)

     

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  7. wehidebehindstars:

    peachvenom:

    periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

    image

    (via hi)

     

  8. annicron:

    look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

    it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

    (via hi)

     

  9. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via yaoiaddict666)

     


  10. conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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    (via ollivander)

     

  11. rose-j:

    aw my little man, he is getting so big now

     

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